the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam
David Beckham plays his final game with PSG and retires from professional football after a twenty year career. (X)
What ship do you think I’m the child of?
Gina & Erik are each on the phone with their significant others and I’m like whelp……… Sometimes my mom calls me so….
pepper doing some ironing
I caNT’ BRETAHSE
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
this sounds like a really classy rap
You know who I would not expect to make very many scalpel jokes?
The Great Gatsby is book first, movie second… I appreciate and will entertain interpretations, but you’ve gotta respect the AUTHOR’s theme
anyone that SEES the great gatsby and comments on the “love” story between Gatsby & Daisy can get in the long line of people I want to punch